Van and his friends come up with the idea for "topless tutors" to make money where attractive women from a strip club bare their breasts to male students while tutoring them, and we see various shots of such women's bare breasts and the young male students staring at them and one with a great deal of cleavage. Add your rating See all 5 kid reviews. Still, as terrible as Van Wilder: The scenes of him attempting to "love up" Tara Reid are some of the funniest in the film.
It seems a decade can't go by without National Lampoon's trotting out another round of college chicanery for us to compare to Animal House. He cannot force him out because his dad is wealthy and has ties to the school, so he tries to make Van's life a living hell. Van goes into the women's locker room to talk to Gwen and we see various young women in various stages of undress. Van then gives him a box of condoms and says, "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool. We hear Gwen reading her newspaper article and mentioning her boyfriend suffering from premature ejaculation. We see a young woman in very tight pants straddling Van and making out with him. Various women in bikinis show cleavage, including Gwen who wears one and a sarong of sorts. Some insight into some of the more repugnant scenes in the film would have been welcome. We see Van, Hutch and Taj at a strip club where they watch a shapely woman in revealing clothing that shows most of her bare butt do her sensuous dance on stage. It can't stand up to something like Lord of the Rings, but it doesn't embarrass itself, either. He says things like "You make me feel so good," "I'm going to ejaculate" and "I'm going to release my seminal fluids inside you. Later, when she brings this up again while wearing a sarong of sorts, she suggestively tells him that she's not wearing any underwear. The boys then encounter a group of Christian, prudish girls led by Eve Meredith Giangrande. Plot[ edit ] Van Wilder Jonathan Bennett has graduated from high school. As a work of cinematic mastery, no. There are stereotypes galore: This woman shows a lot of cleavage. You can see what's behind the sign with the uncensored menus. Now it's arrived on DVD, in a two-disc set from Artisan that is all extraed-up. We then hear some wet, sucking sounds, but eventually see that she has a lollipop in her mouth as she's measuring his pants as in being a tailor. There are cameos by classic teen comedies like Animal House, Revenge of the Nerds, and others, but all this does is remind us of how much better those movies were. The film ends as Van leaves Dirk and Benedict tied to each other in their underwear. Still, it gets a decent transfer, so you'll be able to see dog testes and vomit as clear as they were presented in the theatre. Do things like clever dialog and interesting characters matter to you in a comedy? Van, Hutch and Taj extract cream from some pastries and then fill them with dog semen that they retrieve from their bulldog we partially see Hutch manually stimulating the dog at it looks at some pictures of female dogs on covers with titles such as "Bitch Monthly".
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